Banta and Bill GatesThere have been lots of the Banta Singh/Sardi stuff on the net or mails and over a period of time and have become monotonous and part of routine stuff.
But I found this letter from Banta to Bill to be a bit amusing as well as interesting and I thought I can share the same with some of you who might not have come across this one, espeically at a time when there is so much controversy surrounding the release of next version of Windows O/S just to ease up the serious stuff
Dear Mr Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears,but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Becauseof this we open the e-mail account with password*****. I request you to check this as we ourselves donot know what the password is.
2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the'shut down ' button.
3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop"button. We request you to check this.
4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of myfriend clicked 'run ' has ran up to Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we canclick that by sitting.
5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available insystem? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooterat my home.
6. There is 'Find' button but it is not workingproperly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lotfor tracing the key with this ' find', but unable totrace. Is it a bug??
7. Every night I am not sleeping as i have to protectmy 'mouse' from CAT, So i suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.
8. Please confirm when u are going to give me moneyfor winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and whenare u coming to my home to collect your money.
9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants tolearn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will providethat?
10. Hey what is this, I brought computer, cpu, mouseand keypad, but there is only one icon with 'MYComputer', what happened to the remaining?
11. There is not even single photo of mine in the 'MYPictures'.. when u will keep my photo in that.
12. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFTHOME'
Thanking you,
Yours Banta Singh
Hope U enzoy!
RK